La Concord

Did you hear that one of the concorde pilots asked the other if he was going straight home after his shift?
He said no, he was just going to crash at the hotel.

Affluent German tourists choose to fly concorde.
They wouldn't be seen dead in anything else.

How do you fit 100 Germans into a small french hotel?
On concorde.

Air France have just introduced a new express service for their premium travellers which guarantees you can be off your plane and into your hotel in two minutes.

Why is concorde such good value for money?
You get the hotel thrown in.